I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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