So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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