Got a toothbrush?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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