I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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