What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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