Sponge bath it is.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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