Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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