I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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