Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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