I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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