Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
