i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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