I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
My vagina just clenched in fear
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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