i just google imaged poop.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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