I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
