Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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