perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
