oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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