when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
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