Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
