is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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