I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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