What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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