i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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