I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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