i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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