Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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