everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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