How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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