You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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