What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Randomize
