When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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