spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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