Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
I did not marry a roomba.
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