She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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