he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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