So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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