what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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