I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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