whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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