The best revenge is premature balding
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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