Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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