Sry I called you an 8
im having a threesome with these popsicles
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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