ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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