You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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