I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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