at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I love you. Go after that dick
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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