I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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