that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
How does one acquire holy water?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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