so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
a search helicopter?!
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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