Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
i think i just naturally attract stoners
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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