Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Dignity is for republicans.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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