The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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