i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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