Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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