This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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